Adam Goes To College

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

Horny. Kill me.


hitomi yasueda (tsdv41665)

hitomi yasueda (tsdv41665)


Aubrey Plaza photographed by Roger Davies

Aubrey Plaza photographed by Roger Davies

One of my favorites from Abe

visacredit:

ummm…

visacredit:

ummm…

Hit a wicked pothole on my bike coming home from school, flew over handle bars. 2/10 would not recommend.

Hit a wicked pothole on my bike coming home from school, flew over handle bars. 2/10 would not recommend.

youbroketheinternet:

beeishappy:

"I remember on the first day of shooting being struck by the way he smoked a cigarette. We weren’t sure how much he was going to smoke yet, but I had made some comment early on – because he doesn’t smoke and is very healthy – where I said, ‘Just make sure you don’t smoke it like a high-school girl.’ He must have taken that as a challenge because by the first day of filming he was smoking a cigarette like it was a joint." - Cary Fukunaga, True Detective director and producer (x)

Perfect.

piddlebucket:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

How can you and Arkham, as a band that has been so vocally opposed to sexual assault play a show with GhostXShip who have a rapist as a frontman?
Anonymous

GhostxShip do not have a rapist as a frontman. The man you are referring to left the band in 2012 and faced sexual assault charges in 2014, two years after being kicked out of the band. What he did is despicable, however the band had no involvement in it and in fact significant distance from the incident. An ex member did something horrific long after involvement in the band, while it is awful I think it unfair to condemn the whole band for what an ex member did a while after quitting. I would hate if one of our ex members did something awful and we were held accountable without any involvement. He is no more relevant to the people ghostxship are than charles manson is to the beach boys.

If we did not have 100% confidence in the people GhostXShip are, we would not be sharing a stage with them, much less inviting them into our house to play.

I appreciate your concern, your heart is in the right place, but ghostxships involvement in the assault is non-existent and based solely on the perpetrator being an ex-member. We have dropped shows, or threatened to drop if a band isn’t removed with any history of sexual assault are on the bill. We pay attention to these accusations, we do not take them lightly and we would never want anyone subjected to that, especially on our behalf. We have fought for safe spaces, we will continue to fight for safe spaces, and would not be playing with GhostxShip if we felt it put our fanbase in any danger. GhostxShip have been exceptionally kind to us and we are very excited to play with them.

waynedanceschwag:

I wish a woman would tell me that

afro-dominicano:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for